I've Never Seen So Many People Wearing Capes

Nanocon. A gaming convention. In a small town. In the middle of South Dakota. And here I am, sitting at a booth, selling raffle tickets to help the Drama Club.

"Nanocon is Madison, South Dakota's premier gaming convention."

Madison, South Dakota's premier gaming convention? Really? I'm pretty sure it's the only one for miles. Does it really deserve the moniker of premier? I'm a word nerd. That's my thing. I feel lost amongst all these gaming nerds who use poor grammar and are prone to hyperbolic descriptions of card games.
My life has taken an odd turn of late.